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Worst Game Overall - 2006
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know, our mother's always told us "If you don't have anything nice
to say, don't say anything at all." Then we grew up to be game critics.
Oh, the irony!
As we always mention in our "Worst Game Overall" category,
the title is really kind of a misnomer. There are far worse games available
than what you'll find on our list, but the games mentioned here are the
ones that could have been contenders, but failed miserably due to a myriad
of problems. That's not to suggest these games should be treated fairly
or even kindly, heck no, you should club them immediately upon recognition.
Here are the nominees for the Worst Game of 2006 - we hope you don't
have any of them in your collection.
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This game was just plain evil and we'll tell you why. It was obviously
designed for people who wanted the feeling of driving a Hummer but
couldn't actually afford one in real life. But the game blew so hard
that it became a harsh reminder of just how much of a loser the consumers
were who bought it. Not only could they NOT afford a real Hummer,
they weren't even smart enough to buy a good game! Now that's gotta
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To really get into Gangs of London and immerse yourself into the
reality of the gameplay mechanics, you have to imagine your character
is brain-damaged and doesn't quite have the use of his faculties.
His motor skills are wonky and his concentration and aiming is pretty
bad. If Gangs of London was a movie, it would most likely be the
sequel to Johnny Knoxville's Special Olympics comedy "The Ringer"
except this time, Johnny's character tries to take down the mob...in
London! Ha ha ha! I'm laughing already, but you won't be if you
paid for this shite.
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Speaking of Special Olympics.... look what we've got here. Another
crappy Olypmics game. I mean, what were the chances of that happening
again? Who is buying these games? Is it lethargic chubby's who sit
on the couch night and day and get motivated once every four years
to participate in some video game athletics thinking they'll be
getting some exercise? Stop making these games because we're actually
running out of rude comments when we review them. Thanks!
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Calling your game "True Swing Golf" when you're really not
providing a true swing at all is kind of sleazy, isn't it? Last time
I played 18 holes of real golf with my Nintendo DS stylus instead
of my clubs, I have to admit, I kind of sucked pretty hard. Not surprisingly
so does True Swing Golf. Avoid this game as though you owe it money. |
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You stood in line for hours in the cold, you may have been shot at,
robbed or had to listen to guys in line telling their World of Warcraft
stories, you at least shelled out close to $1000 for the PS3, if not
more via eBay or other means...and you bought that extra special PS3
exclusive Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire because you're just such a
Gundam fanboy. You already know the rest of the story - Crossfire
sucks gigantic robot nuts! Not those kind of nuts silly, we're talking
about bolts, nuts, washers...you know, that kind of stuff. This is
one of those times that if some kid on the schoolyard says "I
designed Crossfire for the PS3" you might actually believe he's
telling the truth because it looks and plays like one moron created
it in his basement. For shame! |
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Whose idea was it to totally hippify (hip-if-eye) Bomberman? Did
I wake up in an alternate universe where Bomberman's original gameplay
was terrible and needed retooling or wtf? If this game was the last
game on earth and I had some time to kill, yeah, I'd probably play
it, I mean, what else am I going to play? Did you think I was going
to say "Nah, I wouldn't play it even then." Well, sorry.
If it's the last game on earth, I have to justify spending major
cash on the X360, otherwise my wife will kill me. But since it ain't
the last game on earth, there is no reason for anyone to play this
terrible, unwanted, unnecesary full-priced piece of trash.
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