+ Pac Man Shirt = LOVE! "What
a great way to show the women at the bar that
I'm a real go-getter!" How many idiots
fell for this ploy 20 years ago? Of course,
this was before the Internet, so these poor
dumbasses had to place their order through the
mail, which means by the time they finally got
it, Ms. Pac-Man was in and Pac-Man was just
so "last year". There have been no
actual historical accounts of anyone getting
lucky because of a T-shirt emblazoned with videogame
characters. If that was the case,
there would be a helluva lot more nerd babies
Pac-Man Shirt: A One Act Play
Say, I like the way you advertise that you love
playing video games a lot.
Really? (I knew buying this shirt would pay
Woman: Yes really. You may love Pac-Man,
but do you know how to love a woman?
Woman: Let's go to your place and make mad,
crazy,wild, passionate love.
But...I ummm....live with my grandma. And she'll
be home watching The Price is Right.
Woman: Look, did you buy that shirt just
to trick me into falling madly in love with
No. (YES! It's working!! It's the best $7.95,
plus $1.25 shipping and handling, plus 6% sales
tax because I live in PA, that I ever spent!)
closes. The End.