VIDEOGAME CROSSOVERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
HALO KITTY
The Master Chief turns his weapons on a menace more evil than the Flood and Covenant put together: Hello Kitty merchandising!! After spending all his hard earned salary on this kiddy crap for all of the little Junior Master Chief rugrats, the Chief decides enough IS enough and not only puts his foot down but blows a few Hello Kitty's some new arse openings.
   
RESIDENT LUIGI ZERO
Nintendo gets serious with Mature rated games and throws Luigi into a hellish nightmare of blood, gore, violence and the undead! Horribly outpowered and outnumbered against hordes of flesh-starved zombies, Luigi's only hope is his cute little ghost vacuum cleaner which does **** all against these ravenous monsters. Mama ****ing Mia is right!
   
GRAND THEFT ARCHIE
Archie wastes no time painting the town of Riverdale red with blood, guts and brains once Jughead busts him out of Riverdale Maximum Penitentiary. Working for Mr. Weatherbee, Mr. Lodge and the big crime honcho, Pop Tate, Archie works his way up the underground ranks and once and for all takes care of that womanizing douche bag Reggie.
   

KINGDOM COME HEARTS
An RPG starring Max Payne and dozens of Disney creations? You bet! Max has been framed for unthawing Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head and sets out to find the real unthawer! Kids will delight in seeing Max blow away Captain Hook, Ursula, Cinderella's wicked stepmother and Christopher Robin while teaming up with their most beloved childhood heroes.

   

ALIENS VS PREDATOR VS SUPERMAN 64
Get your revenge for paying over $50 on Superman 64! In this classic FPS, you can play as either the Aliens or Predator while hunting for the universe's ultimate evil: Superman 64!! Two player cooperative play will allow Aliens and Predator to team up together for the first time while destroying their common enemy. In accordance to the rulings of the United States VS Superman 64, there are NO flying through ring levels in this game.

   

BLOCK & WHITE
Two of the greatest games EVER (Adventure on Atari 2600 and Black & White) come together in this wildly entertaining package: You can play as either the Block from Adventure or one of dozens of creatures created by Peter Molyneux. Watch out for those pesky dragons or ducks or whatever they are, because they can swallow Block whole!