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HALO
KITTY
The
Master Chief turns his weapons on a menace more
evil than the Flood and Covenant put together:
Hello Kitty merchandising!! After spending all
his hard earned salary on this kiddy crap for
all of the little Junior Master Chief rugrats,
the Chief decides enough IS enough and not only
puts his foot down but blows a few Hello Kitty's
some new arse openings.
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RESIDENT
LUIGI ZERO
Nintendo
gets serious with Mature rated games and throws
Luigi into a hellish nightmare of blood, gore,
violence and the undead! Horribly outpowered and
outnumbered against hordes of flesh-starved zombies,
Luigi's only hope is his cute little ghost vacuum
cleaner which does **** all against these ravenous
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GRAND
THEFT ARCHIE
Archie
wastes no time painting the town of Riverdale
red with blood, guts and brains once Jughead busts
him out of Riverdale Maximum Penitentiary. Working
for Mr. Weatherbee, Mr. Lodge and the big crime
honcho, Pop Tate, Archie works his way up the
underground ranks and once and for all takes care
of that womanizing douche bag Reggie. |
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KINGDOM
COME HEARTS
An
RPG starring Max Payne and dozens of Disney
creations? You bet! Max has been framed for
unthawing Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen
head and sets out to find the real unthawer!
Kids will delight in seeing Max blow away Captain
Hook, Ursula, Cinderella's wicked stepmother
and Christopher Robin while
teaming up with their most beloved childhood
heroes.
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ALIENS
VS PREDATOR VS SUPERMAN 64
Get
your revenge for paying over $50 on Superman
64!
In this classic FPS, you can play as either
the Aliens or Predator while hunting for the
universe's ultimate evil: Superman 64!! Two
player cooperative play will allow Aliens and
Predator to team up together for the first time
while destroying their common enemy. In accordance
to the rulings of the United States VS Superman
64, there are NO flying through ring levels
in this game.
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BLOCK
& WHITE
Two
of the greatest games EVER (Adventure
on Atari 2600 and Black & White) come
together in this wildly entertaining package:
You can play as either the Block from Adventure
or one of dozens of creatures
created by Peter Molyneux. Watch out for those
pesky dragons or ducks or whatever they are,
because they can swallow Block whole!
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