Top Ten Reasons People Use Cheat Codes

10. It's easier than reading through the manual.

9. I wanna hurry up and finish this game so I can blow another fifty bucks.

8. If I rent it for another day, the guy at the video-rental store will think I'm not as good as I said I was.

7. It will free up some time for me to study for my exam.

6. It will free up some time for me to go to work.

5. To unlock smart ass answer for number 5, enter "IMAMORON" at the password screen.

4. Taking the easy way out will prepare me for my career in management.

3. When the going gets tough, I tend to freak out and smash stuff.

2. I feel like I've really accomplished something.

1. I paid for the damn things, didn't I?