10.
It's easier than reading through the manual.
9.
I wanna hurry up and finish this game so
I can blow another fifty bucks.
8.
If I rent it for another day, the guy at
the video-rental store will think I'm not
as good as I said I was.
7.
It will free up some time for me to study
for my exam.
6.
It will free up some time for me to go to
work.
5.
To unlock smart ass answer for number 5,
enter "IMAMORON" at the
password screen.
4.
Taking the easy way out will prepare me
for my career in management.
3.
When the going gets tough, I tend to freak
out and smash stuff.
2.
I feel like I've really accomplished something.
1.
I paid for the damn things, didn't I?