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- A Short Sentence: No time for a monologue on the joys of freedom.
- A Whole New World: Over, sideways, and under....
- Hoarder: Collect ALL the treasure!
- No Burnings Today: You must weigh more than a duck!
- Right Under The Royal Nose: Nabbed!
- Spearheading the Campaign...: ..for nonsensical weapons.
- Taking All You Can Get: Take ALL the things!
- Taking the Plunge: One of life's necessities.
- Touchy Subjects: The king will be pleased.
- Turning Point: Do a 180!