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- Brotherly Love: Beau showed up at a special event.
- Darwin Award: You just improved the gene pool.
- Do You Even Rob, Bro?: His bark was much worse than his bite.
- End of a Salesman: You finished the game.
- Filthy Animal: You forgot your cookies...
- Good Guy: You remained above negative influence.
- Great Commoner: A little celebrity endorsement is never a bad thing.
- History Repeating: Die the way your descendant might.
- Lazy Bum: If only all sales were this easy.
- Logic King: You solved the land auction puzzle without hints.
- Oh My Guard: You haven't lost your touch.
- Professional Poisoner: You managed to survive in Havana without arousing suspicion.
- Relics Of The Present: What's he doing here?.
- Salesman: You were able to persuade one person without using Seller Intuition.
- Smooth Criminal: You really know how to cover your tracks.
- Super Salesman: You were able to persuade everyone without using Seller Intuition.
- You Might Learn Something: Played the game with commentary on.
- You're Going Toupee For That: You've got a bright future ahead of you as a common thug!