Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- FUNDING AWARD: You've managed to collect a total of 1000 coins. That's enough to fund a small space program. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.
- GOLD STAR: You've collected 80 stars in story mode. Well now, that is pretty great.
- GREEN STAR?: You've collected 101 stars in story mode. That's it, you should have gotten all the things by now. You know I think you may even be better at this game than the guy who made it.
- KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL: You beat arcade mode, well done!
- PLAYING CONSERVATIVELY: You beat story mode, and managed to to die less than 25 times. That's impressive.
- RETRY AWARD: You have died over 500 times and you haven't given up yet. I'm proud of you!
- SCORE CENA: You scored 35,000 points in story mode, and have become the score CHAMPION!
- SCORE CENTRIC: You scored 20,000 points in story mode. That's a good start.
- SILVER STAR: You've collected 40 stars in story mode. That's pretty good.
- SPEEDSTER AWARD: You beat arcade mode, and did it in less than 2100 seconds. That is reeeeeeeeeeeeally fast.
- TENACITY: You beat Gauntlet X. I...uhh...wow. That's a hard level.
- THE STOCKPILE AWARD: You beat arcade mode, and managed to rack up 40 lives. Wow jeez that's awesome!
- VICTORY: You beat story mode, congrats!