Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Aren't You Clever: Win The Tutorial Level.
- Disloyal Customer: Win a metagame using every tech.
- Hello There!: Boot up the game.
- Look Sir, Free Crabs!: Save a preset with 10 crabs.
- Look Sir, Free-- OH GOD NO!: Release 500 crabs on your enemies.
- One Star General: Win the metagame.
- Pyrrhic Victory: Win a battle with more deaths than your enemy.
- So That's What It's About: Watch the intro.
- Technical Win: Lose a battle with less deaths than the victor.
- These Guys Are Awesome!: Download 5 workshop mods.
- War Torn: Fight 999,999 battles.