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- BBQ on Anthos: Beat the game with Bolax and Gleobryn.
- Chococalypse 2014: All party members covered in chocolate at once.
- Cock Gobbler: Bolax eats a hot Fluffers dinner.
- Do you even lift bro?: Bolax kills 20 enemies while his rage attack is activated.
- Friendship is magic!: Gleobryn kills 50 enemys while mounted on Fluffers & eats 10 hot Fluffers dinners.
- I kick ass for the lord!: Complete the game with Gleobryn on single player.
- I'm attacking the darkness: Gleobryn misses 100 times with fireballs.
- Lime Party: Both Gleobryn and Bolax were tea-bagged by Big Kahuna while Rose avoided such an unwholesome fate.
- Make it Rain: Rose collects 25 bags of gold.
- Oh, didn't see you there: Complete the game without skipping any video and dialogue cutscenes.
- Rat Queen: Beat the game with Rose on single player.
- Short distance low-bar hurdler: You bought, installed, and started the game.
- The Running Man: Complete the game without using a continue.
- They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting: Beat Ziegfield and Rohan without using a continue.
- Tripod: Three players selected at start screen.
- What are the controls again?: Complete the game without using special attack.
- White Men Can't Jump: Complete the game without jumping.