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- Buff Wreckington: Wreck the Buff Mechington.
- Foul Fowl: Soil a chicken with dung.
- High Definition Piss Jugs: Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
- I messed myself: Get brown on you.
- In the most ass way possible...: Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
- I've seen things...: Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.
- Me time: Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.
- Some kind of Irony: Kick a chicken with an egg.
- That Purple Drank: Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.
- To pass a man in the woods...: Cook and eat human flesh.