Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Blaze of Glory: Incinerate 2000 items.
- Blood Soaked: Spill 100 dirty buckets.
- Bloody Hell!: Mop up 10,000 splats.
- Employee of the Month: Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office.
- Spring Fresh: Clean any map adequately.
- You're Fired!: Get fired!