Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Ballistic Weaponry: Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys in your Janitor's Trunk.
- Bloody Incompetent: Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess and clock off.
- Christmas Crisis Corrected: Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off.
- Cleanliness is Godliness: Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off.
- Head Hunter: Collect elf heads in your Janitor's Trunk, you freakin' psycho!.
- Rooks Kept: Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines in your Janitor's Trunk.
- Sanitized Earth: Completely clean all mess and destroy every Christmas item in Santa's Workshop and clock off.
- Santa Hats Must Die!: Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate.
- St. Nick's Boomstick: Collect Santa's shotgun in your Janitor's Trunk.
- The day the Funk Died: Bring about the sad meeting of Funk Ninja to fire.
- The Nose Knows: Collect the iconic reindeer nose in your Janitor's Trunk.
- Thunder Candle: Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT.
- Tower of Babel: Build a stack of 10 stools.