Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Ay ay ay!: Find all the "Men in thongs" figures.
- Dev Diary: Find all the developer diaries.
- Good Vibrations!: Complete the game using only the dildo.
- Heavy Metal Man: Complete the game on Hard difficulty.
- I got this...: Complete the game without getting drunk or zombified.
- I Survived!: Finish the game on Easy difficulty.
- My Hero!: Finish the game on Normal difficulty.
- Super Cosplay: Find all the cover pages of Jessica.
- Treasure Hunter: Find all the collectibles.
- Vendetta!: Crush the president in the stadium.
- Willy's Plan: Get all the sniper rifle parts.
- Zomburguer: Grind up three zombies in the turbine.