Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- 'Started' Act 1 (Bronze): User draws the track on the map.
- The Biggest Loser (Bronze): Help Strong Bad lose the race for Homestar.
- Start Act 3 (Bronze): Homestar moves out of the house of Strong.
- Sharp Dressed Man (Bronze): Obtained all costumes.
- Prank Call King (Bronze): Called everyone in Strongbadia.
- Card Collector (Bronze): Collected all Teen Girl Squad cards.
- Cover to Cover (Bronze): Collect all pages of the Snake Boxer 5 manual.
- These Trophies Aren't Obscure Any More! (Bronze): Earned all obscure trophies.
- F.C.U.T.R.E.R. Best Time (Bronze): Obtained a really good time on the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race.
- Snake Whisperer (Bronze): Unlocked Snake Boxer 5's Cobra mode.
- The Perfect Teen Girl Squad (Bronze): Earn 5000 points or more in Teen Girl Squad.
- Snakes Cower Before Me! (Silver): Faced and defeated 15 levels of snakes in Snake Boxer 5.
- Trogdor Polo Chucker (Silver): There is no higher rank to describe your awesomeness!
- Completed Game (Gold): Completed the game itself.