Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- I survived! (Bronze): Finish the game in Easy difficulty.
- My hero! (Bronze): Finish the game in Normal difficulty.
- Dev-Diary (Bronze): Find all the developer diaries.
- Ay Ay Ay! (Bronze): Find all the “men in thongs” figures.
- Super-Cosplay (Bronze): Find all the cover pages of Jessica.
- “I got this...” (Silver): Complete the game without getting zombified or drunk.
- Treasure Hunter (Silver): Find all the collectibles.
- Heavy Metal Man (Silver): Complete the game on Hard difficulty.
- Good Vibrations! (Gold): Complete the game using only the dildo.
Additionally, there are three secret trophies:
- Willy's plan (Bronze): Get all the sniper rifle parts.
- Zomburguer (Bronze): Grind up three zombies in the turbine.
- Vendetta! (Bronze): Crush the president in the stadium.