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It
appears that sometime in our distant future, pickup
trucks will no longer be manufactured, country music
will cease to exist and Paris Hilton's reality show
with that other giggling cold-hearted stuck up dimwit,
will finally be cancelled. Yay for the future! Yay
for progress!!
But
not everything is so rosy. Oh you just knew there
had to be a downside.... Since it's the future and
mankind has the ability to travel to distant worlds,
mankind also has the ability to take them over or
"acquire" them for humankinds own twisted
usage. I guess that means the Bush administration
is still in power. Hey, this is a professionally written
preview (minus the professionalism) and thus it is
no place for political wisecracks! Please accept my
humble apologies.
Since
any undertaking like doing the recycling to picking
up the drycleaning to taking over a hostile world
is always fraught with some such pain in the ass,
your character Maximillion will have to eradicate
over 40 different ETI's (Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence)
species across 40 missions and 4 hostile alien worlds.
Move out losers, we're taking over! The human race
MUST live on, otherwise there won't be an audience
for Spike TV"s The Real Gilligan's Island Part
576".
Will
Max be able to lead Earth to victory? Will humankind
previal? That's all up to you and your lackluster
gaming skills. From what we hear, don't even bother
picking up this game if you've been frollicking with
that frilly dilly Katamari Damacy sissy-girl game,
because you won't even have the skills to Press Start,
you ignorant man-child. Try rolling these aggressive
alien lifeforms in a ball and they'll smash your skull
down your throat. Check out the screenshots but don't
wet your pants junior. Yeah, that's a gun he's holding
and it kills things. It doesn't make friends or sing
songs or tuck you in at night. It's only function
is to make you the boss so that people listen when
you talk. And if they don't, that big gun of yours
will explode things like bodyparts and pieces of face
all over hells half acre. So if you're really in the
mood for some light in the loafers DDR with Mario,
keep moving. Bounty Hounds doesn't want your type
even in here. Go on...scram!
Story:
Hundreds
of years into the future, Terraforming has made it
possible for humans to colonize other places - and
thus for humanity to encounter Extraterrestrial Intelligence
(ETI.) War ensued over the acquisition and conquest
of planets, which lead to employment of mercenaries
who would scout planets deemed fit for habitation.
The band of these ruthless mercenaries was called
Bounty Hounds.
As
Maximillian, the leader of Bounty Hounds, your mission
is to battle different alien species spread across
planets. With a variety of new weapons and items as
well as Wi-Fi play to match up against a friend, Bounty
delivers an exiting weapon-based action RPG for PSP
portable entertainment system gamers.
Features:
-
Full arsenal of weapons: With over 500 weapons and
armor, you are ready to face more than 40 alien
species on your 40 expansive missions in 4 distinctive
worlds.
- Battle
your way with double weapons: Wield two separate
weapons - one in your right, another in your left.
Two categories of weapons allow you to use melee
weapons for close combat and ballistic weapons for
long range combat.
- Go
Head-to Head with a friend: Wirelessly connect with
a friend with only one copy of the game.
- Variablecontent
allows for repeated play: Enemy Al changes according
to player health, weapon strength and type. Dungeons
are randomly generated each time you play so no
gameplay experience is the same!
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