CID The Dummy Review
Wii | PS2 | PSP
CID The Dummy box art
System: Wii, PS2, PSP Review Rating Legend
Dev: Twelve Games 1.0 - 1.9 = Avoid 4.0 - 4.4 = Great
Pub: Oxygen Interactive 2.0 - 2.4 = Poor 4.5 - 4.9 = Must Buy
Release: July 7, 2009 2.5 - 2.9 = Average 5.0 = The Best
Players: 1 3.0 - 3.4 = Fair
ESRB Rating: Everyone 10+ 3.5 - 3.9 = Good

Crash test dummies, once used solely for testing out safety vehicles, have somehow made their mark on our cultural landscape. From the Incredible Crash Dummies cartoon from the early nineties, to the "Buster" character in the Discovery Channel's MythBusters series, you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who doesn't have some sort of familiarity with these icons. Capitalizing on this familiarity is a game called CID the Dummy. While the game's artwork and description may lead you believe that this is a fun 2D platform-style game, don't be fooled: this dummy is a real clunker.

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To start off, lets take a look at the story. Cid is a dummy who feels like he has a purpose. Sure, he spends all day testing cars to make sure they are safe for people and thereby saving hundreds of lives, but it's just not good enough for good ol' Cid. Fortunately, a scientific doctor who watches the action from a window in the car factory has been secretly working on a suit for Cid that will allow him to be a superhero. Of course, the perfect moment to test out this suit arises when the professors' daughter goes missing. Instead of calling the police like any rational man of science, this guy turns to a talking dummy to retrieve his child. Naturally, the plot "thickens" with the introduction of a rival scientist/villain known as "D-Troit," and as the dummy, you'll have to face this ever-so-ominous threat by yourself.

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The plot of the game is one-dimensional. It wouldn't be so terrible if the game wasn't brought to life by such deplorable voice actors. I have heard some poor voice acting in my day, but CID the Dummy just blows me away. Nearly all of the dialogue sounds wooden and insincere, and when the actors try to inject a little bit of character into the roles, the results are disastrous. For example, the role of the professor is very obviously played by a young man who overcompensates for his youth by raising the pitch of his voice and making grandma noises like "ooohh" and "huuummm". The result is a weird female-sounding performance that will either make you laugh or cringe (I did both).

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However, the technical aspects of this game get even worse! The visuals in this game make last-gen look cutting edge. The game honestly looks like a mid-level N64 game at its best, and like a late-night technical college commercial at its worst. Pretty much every facet of the game's visual design is poorly crafted, from the basic geometric style of the characters to the repetitive animations that loop over and over through the plot scenes no matter what the dialogue or action. Of course, add to these basic environments a drab color palate and a fixed camera (which often fails to show vital pieces of the environment), and you've got a game that just looks like a mess.

If all of these glaring technical issues aren't enough to sway you away from purchasing CID the Dummy, then perhaps its poor gameplay will. The game features very basic 2D platforming that has you running and jumping around linear levels and beating up bad guys. The game's levels are extremely formulaic, and generally start off with you pressing some buttons or flipping some switches to enter a door and then culminate with a speed dash through a timed door or an area that requires you to beat a bunch of baddies. The combat in the game is two pronged - you can flail your dummy extremities at enemies to make them go away, or you can fire a special bazooka your professor friend gives you. Obviously, this bazooka only fires rubber bullets, so those of you hoping for an explosion or two won't find it here. The levels are completely uninspired, and even if this game was made ten years ago for the N64, I think I still would have had the same complaint.

CID The Dummy screenshot

To top everything off, the game controls poorly. Most of my complaints with the controls stems from the fixed camera system, as it often has trouble keeping up with the action and doesn't show where important switches and buttons are in relation to your character. Walking trough levels is often a guessing game of "I think the switch is over here, so I'll jump around in this general area until something happens." For the Wii version, the game makes use of motion control functionality to perform actions like activating Cid's "Panic" mode (which is a hyper-combat mode that is rarely ever used) and to execute basic attacks with a simple waggle. The motion controls might have worked if the game was not so broken on its own, but it seems, like every other aspect of this game, the controls suffer from being poorly implemented

When I think of crash test dummies, I think of old-school seatbelt PSAs and Saturday morning cartoons. However, most of these things are relics of the early 90's - CID the Dummy also looks like a relic of the past. Unfortunately, it isn't. With extremely dated graphics, poor sound, archaic mechanics, and a loser of a plot, this game just doesn't measure up to any standard. This dummy just needs to crash and be done with it.

By Amanda L. Kondolojy
CCC Staff Contributor

RATING OUT OF 5
RATING DESCRIPTION
1.3
Graphics
The visuals are way too simple, the animations are repetitive, and the environments are boring.
2.0
Control
Control is nearly impossible, due to fixed camera issues.
1.4
Music / Sound FX / Voice Acting
The voiceover is absolutely horrendous, and the background music isn't much better.
1.5

Play Value
If you can make it through more then two or three hours, than consider yourself either very strong or a glutton for punishment.

1.7
Overall Rating - Avoid
Not an average. See Rating legend above for a final score breakdown.

Game Features:

  • Let Professor B.M. Werken show you how to utilize CID's tricks, skills and weapons in preparation for your mission
  • Learn how to fight and beat your opponents and also use stealth mode to sneak past the Guards and Zombies!
  • Sprint and burst through walls and break down barriers
  • Use the catapult to launch yourself and go even faster
  • Aim your bazooka at targets and blast the enemy!
  • When all else fails, CID jumps into PANIC mode to maximize his energy and show what he is really capable of!


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