50 Cent: Blood on the Sand Review
Xbox 360 | PS3
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand box art
System: X360, PS3 Review Rating Legend
Dev: Swordfish Studios 1.0 - 1.9 = Avoid 4.0 - 4.4 = Great
Pub: THQ 2.0 - 2.4 = Poor 4.5 - 4.9 = Must Buy
Release: Feb. 24, 2009 2.5 - 2.9 = Average 5.0 = The Best
Players: 1-2 3.0 - 3.4 = Fair
ESRB Rating: Mature 3.5 - 3.9 = Good
In Da Video Game
by Robert VerBruggen

Make no mistake about it: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is not innovative. Not even a little. Every single thing you'll do here you've done before, probably lots of times.

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What's great about this title is that it rips off not a single game, but lots of games, and then puts the pieces together in a way that gives this third-person shooter its own hip-hop-heavy flavor. It's got the cover mechanics and over-the-shoulder view of Gears of War, the vehicle sections from Halo, the slow-motion "quickdraw" feature from Gun (redubbed "Gangsta Fire Mode"), a touch of the aim assist from GoldenEye, the point on the screen directing you to your next objective from Call of Duty and Rainbow Six Vegas, and the overall feel and high-score emphasis of an on-rails arcade shooter from the '90s. Slap on some rap tracks from 50 and his G-Unit, and you've got a shallow, but very addictive and playable, game.

The campaign begins with its intentionally bad story. 50 is on tour in the Middle East, but after the last show, the promoter refuses to pay the band. The rappers get violent and the promoter changes his mind; the only problem is that he doesn't have the money. Instead, the band gets a skull that's blinged out with diamonds and pearls. Mercenaries steal the skull, and Fiddy and his partner (you can pick another hip-hop star for the friendly A.I., or play co-op via the Internet) have to shoot their way through waves of opponents to get it back.

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From there it's killing time. For each checkpoint, you and your fellow rapper will gun down terrorists galore, racking up points and collecting money to spend on better weapons, taunts (that's right, with a button press you can yell out lots of obscene threats), and "Counterkills" (close-range combat moves executed via quick-time events). The latter are a lot of fun to pull off (the QTEs use only one button, so it's not Resident Evil 4-grade infuriating), but accumulating more of them actually makes the game harder: If you just have one or two of them, it's easy to learn the timing, but with a whole bunch you'll always be on your toes. If you miss a Counterkill, you lose some life.

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The levels won't stun you with their design, but they usually won't irritate you, either. There's a decent mix of enemies who, while they don't quite act human, will often mix up their strategies by taking cover and advancing depending on the situation. Your A.I. collaborator pulls his weight without making the levels too easy (even if he stands in doorways and blocks you now and then), and you're forced to use a combination of cover and run-and-gun techniques. Unlike in most shooters with cover, ducking down often won't keep you out of danger long enough for your health to regenerate; you'll have to either retreat, or kill the enemies positioned just right to take you out. A little stealth doesn't hurt, either, for sneaking up and trying out your close-range kills. The only area of design where laziness is obvious is the obnoxious boss battles. (Philosophy: "Why fight a boss, when you can fight a boss who's in a helicopter?")

This is a short game (about five to seven hours), but for those who really enjoy it, there are lots of little features that add replay value. In addition to the standard Achievements/Trophies, each checkpoint has special challenges that earn you extra points. For example, you might have to kill two grenadiers in 20 seconds, or get to the next section of the level in 90 seconds. There are also two seek-and-find missions for each level: collecting five posters and shooting five hidden targets. If that's not enough, you can ramp the difficulty up to hard, which gives the title a usually nice, though sometimes frustrating, edge.

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Graphically, this game makes surprisingly good use of the Unreal Engine 3. It's not quite Gears of War 2, but it's often close. Everything looks sharp and detailed and, more important, there's nary a glitch or hang-up to be found (with the exception of a turret level that hiccups quite a bit). The war-torn streets are convincing, particularly in the cutscenes. The lighting effects do their job, and the character models look surprisingly natural. Our biggest complaint is that when you see 50's face, his eyes look like plastic and seem to bug out of his head. Poor guy.

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