Those virtual girls-gone-wild are back - and their fronts and sides as well.

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 features a bevy of semi-naked girls frolicking around in a beach resort paradise playing volleyball and a host of other mini-games. These aren't just any ordinary girls, they are the uber violent femmes from DOA. Gone from the series title is "Volleyball," simply because the game includes so many other games and features. And speaking of features, how about independent breast physics for extra realism and maximum titillation? Yes boys, who needs a girlfriend with games like this?

To tell you the truth, what I've seen of this game has crossed the line. What used to be a cute novelty now seems to have degenerated into the realm of sleazy softcore porn. Although we know that these girls are capable of snapping our spinal cords, in Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 they act like most immature high-school drama queens you've ever encountered - with prominent sapphic overtones. I'm almost ashamed to be a gamer when I see what the developers think of us by releasing something tacky like this which I think is more degrading to men than it is to women. But whatever floats your boats, guys.

Activities other than volleyball and vicarious voyeurism include gambling in the casino, watercraft racing, wrestling, sunbathing, swimsuit collecting, modeling and of course jiggling. Remember the independent suspension systems.

By Cass Andrusiak
CCC Freelance Writer

The views expressed by Cass Andrusiak in regards to DOAX2 are her own and do not reflect the opinions of the staff, owners or other game journalists at Cheatcc.com. We're almost positive that her opinions also do not reflect the beliefs of every male in the known universe, because when we transmitted a message to Rygel 5, in the Andromeda Quadrant of the galaxy, that another DOA Xtreme game was in development, their response was "Hell Yeah! We're on our way!! We'll see you dudes in 3 trillion light years! Wo0t!" It's unfortunate for Cass that DOAX2 is clearly NOT going to be the video game equivalent of Citizen Kane, but what are you gonna do? It's the DOA babes in bikinis...what's the freakin' problem?