So for those of you that keep up with pop culture events, the big news right now is that Miley Cyrus has posted a picture of herself obviously photoshopped with Nicki Minaj’s body from the cover of her ‘Anaconda’ album. And even though we think it’s weird and super-creepy to want to wear someone else’s body, we get it. We have all wanted to be someone else at times in our lives, but I am fairly certain none of us have ever photoshopped our heads onto Nicki Minaj’s body and posted it on the internet. If you have, well…you might like this article a little too much. Whatever the case, we took this opportunity to have a little fun with the star of the Bangers tour and post her head on some other bodies, to varying degrees of success. Hope you enjoy laughing at this as much as we did while we were making it. Without any further ado, and in all its absurd glory, here we go.
Samus Aran
She may not be an international pop star, but Samus has got intergalactic cred. The kind of cred that could actually help someone’s career, if they were so inclined to slide into a sexy space suit and start shooting the crap out of come alien baddies. Just a thought.
Hatsune Miku
Arguably the best dancer in the video game industry right now, a round or two with your head atop this beauty’s bod and you might even learn how to dance without twerking.
Rikku
Cast away the foam finger and grab a wrench. This little firecracker definitely can’t be tamed and won’t stop…and she can’t stop…wow, that escalated quickly. Moving on.
Cammy
Since she already pretty much sports the costume anyway, we figured it only fitting (get it?) to add this name to the list.
Princess Peach
A throwback to a more innocent time when people adored her for the ‘girl next door’ façade she was obviously hiding behind, Peach could help bring back the cute to a career that has gone a little off the deep end.
Cortana
Brains and beauty are the attributes that we all know and love from Cortana. Things that could only assist in bringing a level head into the mix. Or it could bring the decaying consciousness of an alien-tainted construct into the head of someone already riding the crazy train. You know what, nevermind.
Lara Croft
Some real independence and inner strength could be the benefit of attaching one’s cranium to this tomb raider. And you can still even rock the booty shorts. Just be sure not to lick any sledgehammers. In Lara’s world, someone waiting to bash your head in is usually attached to it.
Lilith
I realize that granting some serious kinetic firepower to someone as unstable as Miley appears to be would normally be a very bad idea. But she lives on the absolutely insane world of Pandora. So seeing this amalgam squaring off with the likes of Handsome Jack could be freakin’ hilarious.
Jack
Honestly, I don’t have a good reason for attaching Miley’s head to Jack’s body. I really just wanted to see what a tattooed, crazy chick like Jack would look like with Miley’s head on it. Sorry, weak moment. Couldn’t be helped.
Harley Quinn
The one character that I feel has the most in common with Miley anyway, Harley would be a fairly good match for the crazy vibe that Miley’s got goin’ on right now. And the costuming would certainly be a step up.