The Ultimate Cheat Code Is On The Way*

The Ultimate Cheat Code Is On The Way*


Cheat Code Central is in the process of developing the Ultimate Cheat Code for virtually all video games. It will make frustration a thing of the past. The Ultimate Cheat Code will actually play the game for you, perfectly, and with the highest score possible.

Unlike average codes which are built into the game by developers like secret passageways so that they can pass through sections quickly to test other components, the Ultimate Cheat Code is a third-party program. It’s being created by an amalgam of code deciphering experts and programming hackers at Cheat Code Central labs located in the isolated, but fortified, Colorado mountain hideaway.

The Ultimate Cheat Code, or UCC, is scheduled for release in the spring of 08. It’s estimated that it will retail for $500, but it’s a one-time cost. It will work on virtually any game and any system, past, present or future. It comes in the form of a remote control. It’s activated by pointing it at a console or handheld which has a game loaded the CPU. The device reads the programming codes embedded in the game and makes the necessary computations to connect the coded sequences in the optimum order. In instances where games are more open-ended such as a RPG, a series of alternative scenarios will be offered, starting with the best possible outcome.

Once all of the coding has been assessed and processed, all the player has to do is press “Start” and the game will play itself in real time. A printout of all the best control commands can be obtained by hooking the UCC to your PC via a USB port.

“We at Cheat Code Central recognize a need for this super code,” says former CEO Arty Hackery. “Gamers are busier than ever these days, and a lot of them don’t have time to go through the tedious process of actually playing these games by hand. Not to mention, some of today’s games are really hard. Kids break a lot of controllers and put their fist through walls. The UCC will put a stop to that kind of stress and abuse. Games won’t be a tedious, manual affair anymore. They’ll be like watching a movie. Can you imagine having to walk up a flight of stairs instead of using an elevator or escalator? That’s so last century. Video games have to catch up and compete with that kind of technology. And that’s just what we’re doing here at CCC,” adds Hackery.

Hackery says that once the team of scientists has perfected the UCC, they will begin work on a robot that will actually point the device at the game as well as press the start button. “We’re trying to make this system as automated as possible,” he says. “The robot will even watch the game for you if you’re not around,” Hackery adds.

*This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition.

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