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An alarming number of people are reporting seeing entities in their home with the new PSP camera. These alleged spirits, ghosts, or demons are not part of any game for the PSP system. It’s a phenomenon that is terrifying gamers. The recently released PSP camera is included with the game Invisimals. The camera simulates Pokemon-style creatures roaming around your home. But players are getting the shock of their lives when they see things in the camera that look like screaming, decaying corpses. Some have reported seeing the images of recently departed friends and family members in the camera. But many of the horrific sightings are of unrecognizable entities. “It’s not uncommon for some technologies to contact the other side,” says psychic Anne Fibious. “Sometimes we need help to see what is really there. I have investigated several of these sightings and have confirmed the PSP camera is actually capturing lost souls as they haunt these peoples’ dwellings. The reason they look so gruesome is that being dead is not pretty. Nor is it fun. These spirits are tormented. Imagine looking into a mirror and seeing a rotten skeleton staring back at you? It would be enough to drive you insane, and that’s what most of these spirits are. They are insane and very, very dangerous. Once they make eye contact with you through the camera, it’s all over. You will wish your were dead. I beg you not to use the PSP camera for anything. It’s a fate worse than hell.” Kenneth Garamund, an eleven-year old gamer has witnessed this phenomenon first hand. “My grandfather died in a hunting accident. He was always fun to be with. I loved him so much. He used to tell me funny stories and take me to the candy shop. Last week I saw him in this camera while I was playing a game, and most of his face was shot off. His whole body was shaking and more pieces of his face fell onto the floor. He started chasing me around the house until I shut the camera off. But it was too late,” Garamund sighs. “At night I can hear him screaming in the basement. He says he wants me to turn the camera on so he can drag me down there with him. My parents think I’m making this up, but I don’t want to show them because I will have to turn the camera on, and I don’t want to see grandpa anymore.” “There’s a little adjustment you can make to the camera,” says inventor Jimmy Crackhorn. “By loosening the set screw on the back, you can reduce the sensitivity. You won’t be able to see dead people anymore, but you can see right through girls’ clothing. Just like X-ray vision. Now I take my PSP everywhere: to school, the mall, the beach, and even church. One time I accidentally aimed it at my aunt. I wish I would have seen a demon instead.” |