Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Anything For An Awardment: Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
- At Least It's Not Stamps: Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
- Big Spender: Spent one hundred coins.
- Catch them all: Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
- Consumerism: You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
- Everyone Gets This One: You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
- Got the Girl: Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
- Hole in the wall: Discovered a hidey-hole!
- I've Got a Ruddy Gun!: Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
- Master of Unlocking: Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
- My favorite awardment: I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
- Nice Try: You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
- Not Exactly Noble: Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
- Still Better Than Stamps: Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
- Story is Important: You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
- Who's a Good Player?: Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
- You Did It! Kind of.: You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
- You maniacs! You blew it up!: You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.