Mighty No. 9 Review
Mighty No. 9 Box Art
System: PS4, Xbox One, Wii U, PC, PS3
TBA Release: Xbox 360, PS Vita, 3DS
Dev: Comcept, Inti Creates
Pub: Deep Silver
Release: June 21, 2016
Players: 1-2 players
Screen Resolution: 480p-1080i Cartoon Violence
Mighty No. 9 Lets a Lot of People Down
by Jenni Lada

Mighty No. 9 has set a precedent. Whenever anyone considers crowdfunding a game, they’re going to look at this Keiji Inafune project and second-guess their decision. This isn’t a triumph. It barely even feels like it’s trying. Rather, Mighty No. 9 has become a warning. Invest your money wisely, folks. Be more critical when it comes to your gaming pre-purchases. You could be contributing to another Mighty No. 9.

Mighty No. 9 immediately assaults you with its tired routine. A computer virus has caused all of the robots in the world to lose control of themselves and start attacking innocents. Only Beck, the ninth Mighty Numbers robot, retains his sense of self. Dr. White, his creator, tasks him with defeating his siblings and saving the day. It’s basically the plot of every Mega Man game ever, which is fine since this is supposed to be a spiritual successor to the series.

What isn’t fine is Mighty No. 9’s attempt to have a story and event segments, then not following through with interesting content. The dialogue lacks any appeal or emotion. The English voice acting is adequate, at best. Event segments have character models standing around staring at one another. They show no emotion. Their mouths don’t move. It’s like they don’t want to be there, a sentiment I can absolutely understand. This doesn’t bode well for Inafune’s hopes of building anime, comic book, manga, and movies around the game’s mythos.

It also doesn’t help define Beck’s abilities. Like Mega Man, he’s able to take on his siblings’ special skills after defeating them. His blaster is a standard attack, but each of the special abilities is weaker versus one and stronger against another. As an example, Mighty No. 1 Pyrogen’s fire is strong against Mighty No. 2’s Cryosphere’s water, which works well against Mighty No. 5 Battalion’s bombs. Mighty No. 9 lets you get advice about weaknesses, but I found the only ability I really needed was Mighty No. 7 Brandish’s sword attack. It can deflect projectiles, which is handy for most bosses. Otherwise, the blaster works wonderfully against all comers, negating the need to rely on anything else. Which, unfortunately, defeats the whole purpose of playing in a specific order or even switching to different abilities.

I suppose the one thing I do like about Mighty No. 9 is its dash mechanic. Instead of outright defeating an enemy, Beck is able to dash into it for a boost. With standard enemies, this means chaining together attacks in such a way that you get an extended combo for running into each almost-defeated opponent. More prompt dashes result in higher absorption rates and better buffs. With bosses, this means an opportunity to dash into them in the midst of a fight for a brief boost. It’s the one thing Mighty No. 9 can call its own, so perhaps it’s oddly appropriate that it’s the only thing it gets right.

Mighty No. 9 Screenshot

If I could have, I would have dashed through the entire game. While Beck is a robot, it feels like he’s plodding through every level. Mighty No. 9 doesn’t have the same sense of flow or rhythm that Mega Man games did. There are many segments where if you don’t dash at the right time, a large section of a level becomes a tedious slog. You’re trudging through a tedious game.

Mighty No. 9 Screenshot

Worse, you’re trapped in an ugly, tedious game. Mighty No. 9 does not look good. The March Masterclass trailer is criticized for explosions that look like slices of pizza. That wasn’t some marketing error. The actual explosions and fire tend to look like that in game. Characters are flat and lifeless. It’s like you went into a dollar store and purchased knock-off Mega Man toys, then gave them their own game. There’s nothing visually appealing about any of these characters. It’s the one instance where I’d recommend looking up the final boss fight on YouTube before buying the game, because it’s so anticlimactic and ugly.

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