Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Dinorun: Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
- Greedrun: Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
- HATERS GONNA HATE.: Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
- Hatsamingo: Collect half the hats.
- Mmyes Indeedrun: Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under 2 minutes wearing a monocle and top-hat.
- Speedrun: Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
- Steedrun: Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
- That was it.: Finish the whole damn game.