Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- Shoot Many Robots (Gold): Kill 10,000 robots!
- Shoot Some Robots (Bronze): Kill 100 robots!
- Happy 50th, Walter (Silver): Reach level 50!
- Greetings, Earth Citizens (Bronze): Beat a mission wearing the astronaut helmet and backpack!
- Lookie, Many Stars (Bronze): Get 75 stars!
- Dominate at Fatherhood (Bronze): Beat a mission wearing the baby carrier!
- Slotally Tober Saughter (Bronze): Complete a mission on hard or insane without dying or drinking juice!
- Punch Many Bullets (Bronze): Punch two bullets, killing two robots, with one melee swing!
- Lower Carbon Footprints (Silver): Destroy a robot overlord in multiplayer!
- Get Over It (Bronze): Revive other players 8 times!
- Make Many Friends (Bronze): Have someone you invite join you in an online game!
- Number One Tugnut (Bronze): Come in 1st in a four player mission!