Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- Newbie (Bronze): Start playing.
- Haters Gonna Hate (Bronze): Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing.
- Speedrun (Silver): Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
- Steedrun (Silver): Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
- Greedrun (Silver): Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face.
- Dinorun (Silver): Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
- Mmyes Indeedrun (Silver): Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat.
- That was it (Gold): Finish the whole damn game.
- Hatsamingo (Bronze): Collect half the hats.
- Hatsamungojungo (Bronze): Collect all the hats.