Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- All the Things (Platinum): You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.
- Meet Jeff (Bronze): What does the fuzzy thing do?
- Milecide (Silver): One thousand knights squandered.
- No Vacancy (Silver): How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
- There's Really Nothing Over Here (Bronze): Nothing to see, move along.
- Soul Crushing (Bronze): Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
- Appeasement (Gold): Jeff is satisfied.
- Rapid Sacrifice (Gold): Beating all the clocks.
- Merciful Leader (Gold): Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
- Superb Spelunker (Gold): Master the Mines
- Master Mountaineer (Gold): Master the Mountain
- Dungeon Delver (Gold): Master the Castle
- Ardent Archaeologist (Gold): Master the Ruins
- Precision Air Drop (Bronze): One body does not count as a Carpet.
- Law of Knight Conservation (Silver): Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
- Beat the Devs (Gold): No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
- Master of Magnetism (Silver): Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
Additionally, there are three secret trophies:
- Room For One More (Silver): How did you do that?
- Inefficient Use of Human Resources (Bronze): Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency
- Enter Orbit (Bronze): SPAAAAAAACE!