Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding Avatar Award:
- Captain Smiley Giant Head (male or female): Successfully complete the game.
- Gerda T-Shirt (female only): Successfully complete the first level.
- Star T-Shirt (male only): Successfully complete the first level.
Accomplish the indicated achievement to get the corresponding number of Gamerscore points:
- Neural Net Processors (10 points): Destroy 25 of Brad's BradBots.
- Two Stood Against Many (15 points): Complete three sections of the first comic genre.
- Hero of the Silver Age (15 points): Complete three sections of the second genre.
- Brad's Savior and Best Friend (15 points): Complete three sections of the third genre.
- Job Well Done, Faithful Reader (25 points): Complete the game.
- Pressed X a lot (10 points): Earn some cash by talking to people in the base.
- Collection of a True Fan (25 points): Spend your hard-earned money and buy all the unlockables from Dr. Winklemeyer.
- I Took Performance Enhancers (25 points): Max out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
- Violence Solves Everything (10 points): Fire 125,000 total shots.
- Eugene's Protégé (20 points): Play every reaction sequence mistake-free.
- He Ain't Even Married (20 points): Survive a specific section without getting hit.
- Shut Star Up (10 points): Let your feelings guide you.