Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Cafeteria Server: Unlock Cafeteria Server job.
- Darren Normal: Unlock Darren Normal ending.
- Darren Special: Unlock Darren Special ending.
- Jeff Normal: Unlock Jeff Normal ending.
- Jeff Special: Unlock Jeff Special ending.
- Kurt Normal: Unlock Kurt Normal ending.
- Kurt Special: Unlock Kurt Special ending.
- Laboratory Assistant: Unlock Laboratory Assistant job.
- Park Volunteer: Unlock Park Volunteer job.
- Store Clerk: Unlock Store Clerk job.
- Ted Normal: Unlock Ted Normal ending.
- Ted Special: Unlock Ted Special ending.
- Very Bad!: Unlock the Very Bad ending.