Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- Armed and dangerous! (Bronze): Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
- JACKPOT!! (Silver): Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
- Weapon Collector (Bronze): Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
- Fashion victim! (Bronze): Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
- Pimp that wheel! (Bronze): Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
- Island master! (Bronze): Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
- Not a chicken! (Silver): Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
- Bug tracker! (Silver): Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
- Superior Completion Skillz! (Gold): Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
- Good Santa! (Bronze): Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Additionally, there are two secret trophies:
- Quick rabbit! (Bronze): Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
- Groundhog day lover! (Silver): Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"