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Blade Kitten Review for Xbox 360

Blade Kitten Review for Xbox 360

Kittens and Floating Swords Don’t Mix

Blade Kitten is a charming game when you first start it up. The main character, Kit Ballard, is a spunky cat-girl who happens to be a bounty hunter with a new rival in town. The look of the game is cheery and bright, and the promise of a fun rivalry-based adventure sets the scene nicely. Although they say first impressions are generally the most important, this rule doesn’t really apply to Blade Kitten. The game starts strong, but fizzles quickly due to some awkward mechanics, technical issues, and a paper-thin story.

Blade Kitten screenshot

Kit Ballard, as a main character, is interesting enough, and certainly fills the cat-girl “moe” archetype satisfactorily. However, the story, which starts off strong, falls into the “chase” trope fairly quickly, and becomes no more than snippy remarks and chase scenes during cutscenes. Although the lead and her rival certainly have their personalities, they just aren’t enough to keep you engaged in the story.

However, since this is a downloadable title, a lax story might be forgivable. What isn’t, however, is bad gameplay mechanics. The game’s world is futuristic, and characters seem to hover around on a lessened gravity planet, which sounds cool in theory, but in practice proves to be quite frustrating. The game’s levels feature platform-based gameplay, which means precision-based running and jumping is a must. However, the low-gravity properties of the game mean that there is a lot of skidding around, and you can’t stop on a dime or take off at full speed. Though this isn’t much of an issue in the beginning, you’ll find the sliding mechanic increasingly annoying as the game progresses and you encounter “trap” levels that require precision button pressing and obstacle avoidance.

Blade Kitten screenshot

Another aspect of the game’s mechanics that gets agitating quickly is the swordplay. Blade Kitten’s weapon of choice is a big, floating sword that can attack enemies near and far with quick or ranged attacks. However, the problem with the sword is that it only works half of the time. For instance, sometimes I would target an enemy from a distance, and when my ranged attack was unleashed, the enemy would still be standing there. Even the quick attack was flawed, and hammering on the swift attack button when encountering several enemies at once never yielded the results that I hoped. The floating sword mechanic could have really been cool, but with the lack of precise targeting, the sliding controls, and the lack of consistency in battle make this weapon more of a chore to deal with rather than an exciting gameplay component. The only bright spot in regards to the game’s combat is that there are some levels that don’t require you to use it too much.

The game’s mechanics really handicap this title and cause it to fall short of its potential. And the real tragedy of this is that the level design is actually quite good. Though the game takes a traditional approach to the side-scrolling aspect, there are multiple paths you can take through each level, and there are tons of bonus areas with treasure chests to explore. However, these areas are normally hidden behind puzzles and switches, which can be difficult to hit because of the wonky controls. On more than one occasion, I passed by treasure-filled bonus areas because I simply wanted to finish the level instead of trying to suffer sliding around trying to hit switches in a precise manner.

Blade Kitten screenshot

Blade Kitten’s level design is also a missed opportunity in the visual area. Though there are plenty of hidden areas and things to explore, none of it looks particularly interesting. Levels generally find a comfortable color scheme, insert a few new elements (like a building and a few new baddies), and stretch these few elements into an overarching world. This type of visual scheme is not only boring to look at, but can also be disorienting, as backtracking to similar areas can get you seriously lost if you are trying to find a certain area that looks like another part of the stage.

Blade Kitten screenshot

The only aspect of Blade Kitten that is consistently good is the animated cutscenes. Although most of these are brief with forgettable dialogue, the cutscenes are animated in a very high-quality cel-shaded style. All the animations are fluid, and the game really hits all the right notes for the anime style they wanted. The main characters feature some fun facial expressions and lightning-fast movement. However, even the cutscenes are hampered by poor voicework, which often comes across as wooden and completely unemotional.

As far as replay value is concerned, Blade Kitten definitely doesn’t have much going for it. Although the game has several unlockable items, including new weapons, costumes, and battle-enhancing consumables, the game’s currency is dispersed a little too liberally, and it is very possible to unlock all of this content before you’ve even reached the halfway point. This might be a good thing if you are just trying to run through the game, but if you are looking for a game you can play and then explore, Blade Kitten doesn’t have much for you.

Blade Kitten certainly could have been a good game. It started out promising, and I was excited to experience an old-school platforming title with fun characters that played off the anime/manga tropes we’ve all seen over the years. However, what I got was a game with bad mechanics, repetitive level design, and little incentive to keep playing past the first few levels. If you are looking for a good platformer on your digital distribution network, there are plenty of choices, but I would recommend staying away from this kitten, as she seems to be a little misguided.

RATING OUT OF 5 RATING DESCRIPTION 3.4 Graphics
Blade Kitten’s cutscenes look great but the in-game world is not as fully-featured as it could have been. 2.6 Control
Frustrating anti-gravity controls make this title frustrating to control in most instances. 2.1 Music / Sound FX / Voice Acting
The game’s voiceovers are hollow and the music is repetitive. 2.9 Play Value
There are some unlockables, but they can all be accessed by the halfway point, and the story is too basic to retain most players’ interest. 3.1 Overall Rating – Fair
Not an average. See Rating legend above for a final score breakdown.

Game Features:

  • Blade Kitten goes beyond most downloadable titles to deliver a strong narrative, with high-quality cinematics, and a colourful, frenetic visual style, that lends to the pick-up-and-play arcade action.
  • Players can jump right in and easily begin exploring and fighting their way through multiple levels, including three exploration levels with Noot (a rideable alien mount).
  • Blade Kitten features side scrolling gameplay mechanics, intuitive “scramble style” exploration, fully voiced dialogue, dramatic narrative, and powerful visual direction.

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