Let’s face it. You aren’t playing Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate for the gameplay mechanics. You are playing it for the T & A. After all, why would games like Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball exist if you weren’t just ogling these polygonal girls for their boobage.
Luckily, Tecmo Koei is not afraid to pander to you, the perverted sex craved virtual girl loving gamer. They have produced a brand new “Tropical Sexy Costumes” pack that dresses up every female in the game in incredibly revealing swimwear. Some of them are wearing nothing more than a few strings of cloth. Others are wearing high heels. Have you ever tried to walk on sand in high heels? Physics don’t work that way!
The pack is basically ready for release, but Tecmo Koei has said that they are having some problems with Sony Computer Entertainment America regarding the Tropical Sexy Kokoro costume. As a result, PS3 owners in North America will get the pack on February 11 th while every other region and console will get it this week.
So get out your arcade sticks, your tissues, and your Vaseline and get ready to download the Tropical Sexy Costumes pack. What? Your hands chafe when you play fighting games for a long time. It’s the friction against the joystick…
Source: Siliconera