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The news just gets weirder and weirder, and this story includes a PS2, pants, and a taser. According to the Jounal Star of Missouri, a police officer was trying to stop one Timothy Jones Sr. from walking into traffic. However, when approached by the officer, Jones lifted up his shirt to show a PS2 strangely tucked into his pants. He gestured as if he had a weapon under his shirt, but when the cop realized it was just a console, Jones threw the PS2 at him. He then ran, throwing a planter filled with dirt, two metal chairs, and a portion of a downspout at the officer as well.  It was when he reached for the third chair that the officer finally tasered him. Jones is being charged two counts of assault of an officer, use of a weapon to commit a felony, resisting arrest, and failure to comply. It’s a shame, because he probably was only looking to play some Rez. I mean, why else would you have a PS2 in your pants, if not to use the Trance Vibrator? |