You Don’t Know Jack All episodes
At the “Episode Select” menu, press Left(2), Right, Left, Square to unlock all episodes.
Changed name
Enter an obscenity as a name when either being the only player or when other players select “I Don’t Care” as their name. Cookie will say “Oh, I see what you tried to do there…” and rename your player to a new name.
Trophies
Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- Birth Certificate (Bronze): Create a Contestant.
- It’s Just More of This (Bronze): Finish an episode.
- Beast Master (Bronze): Get 10 animal questions correct.
- Film In Your Brain (Bronze): Get 10 movie questions correct.
- Phatty (Bronze): Get 10 food questions correct.
- Living in the Past (Bronze): Get 10 history questions correct.
- Mouth-Breather (Bronze): Achieve the third highest rating.
- 100,000aire! (Bronze): Earn $100,000 lifetime.
- DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze): Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
- DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze): Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
- Button Banger (Bronze): Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
- Smelt the Roses (Bronze): Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
- Menage-a-Quatre (Bronze): Play 4-player game online.
- My First Time (Bronze): Screw someone for the first time.
- Enscrewsiast (Bronze): Screw 50 times.
- The Game’s Half Full (Bronze): Play Episodes 1-36.
- The Game’s Half Empty (Bronze): Play Episodes 1-37.
- Slack Attack (Bronze): Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
- Lose to a Loser (Bronze): Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
- Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze): Come in second place 5 times in online games.
- Social Outcast (Bronze): Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
- Turncoat (Bronze): Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
- Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze): Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
- Overconsumer (Bronze): Listen to all commercials after one episode.
- Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze): Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
- JACK Wrack (Bronze): Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
- Map Dancer (Bronze): Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Lit Twit (Bronze): Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Boob Tuber (Bronze): Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Vidiot Savant (Silver): Get every question right in an episode.
- One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver): Achieve the second highest rating.
- 500,000aire! (Silver): Earn $500,000 lifetime.
- DisOrDash (Silver): Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
- Jack Attack Dog (Silver): Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
- Taking it from Behind (Silver): Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
- Back Taxes (Silver): Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
- Virtual Virgin (Silver): Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
- Beat a Winner (Silver): Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game.
- Consolation Trophy (Silver): Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
- Genius for a Day (Silver): Score at least $30,000 above your average.
- Incurable Hoarder (Silver): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
- Unicorn (Gold): Achieve the highest gamer rating.
- 1,000,000aire! (Gold): Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
- Perfect Attendance (Gold): Play Episodes 1-73.
- We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum): Collect all trophies.
Additionally, there is one secret trophy:
- Great Crowd (Bronze): Laugh at an easy joke.
The following trophies require the “Jack Pack” bonus downloadable content:
- Boob Tuber (Bronze): Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Incurable Hoarder (Silver): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
- JACK Wrack (Bronze): Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
- Lit Twit (Bronze): Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Map Dancer (Bronze): Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
The following trophies require the “Jack Pack 2: The Best Of The Webshow” bonus downloadable content:
- B Sharp (Bronze): Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
- JACK Smack (Bronze): Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2.
- Math Head (Bronze): Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
- Nest Egghead (Silver): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2.
- Super Know-va (Bronze): Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
The following trophies require the “Jack Pack 3” bonus downloadable content:
- JACK Crack (Bronze): Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3.
- Wizard of Balls (Bronze): Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
- Past Perfect (Bronze): Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
- Sci Fly (Bronze): Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
- Steaming Stockpile (Silver): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3.
The following trophies require the “Jack Pack 4” bonus downloadable content:
- Animal Husband (Bronze): Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
- Cock of the Wok (Bronze): Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
- Hot Butter (Bronze): Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
- JACK Sack (Bronze): Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4.
- Overprize Load (Silver): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4.
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