You Don’t Know Jack All episodes
At the “Episode Select” menu, press Left(2), Right, Left, X to unlock all episodes.
Changed name
Enter an obscenity as a name when either being the only player or when other players select “I Don’t Care” as their name. Cookie will say “Oh, I see what you tried to do there…” and rename your player to a new name.
Avatar Awards
Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding Avatar Award:
- A Bald-Headed Ski Mask: Play Episode 58, and score over $0.
- A Beautiful Ladies’ Pant (Female): Play Episode 9, and score over $0.
- A Classy Men’s T-Shirt (Male): Play any Episode, and score over $0.
- A Fashionable Men’s Pant (Male): Play Episode 9, and score over $0.
- A Trenty Ladies’ T-Shirt (Female): Play any episode, and score over $0.
- Billy O’Brien Replica Dummy: Find the Episode 73 wrong answer of the game.
Achievements
Accomplish the indicated achievement to get the corresponding number of Gamerscore points:
- DisOrDat Participation Award (5 points): Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
- DisorDat Destroyer (15 points): Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
- The Regis (50 points): Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
- 100,000aire! (10 points): Earn $100,000 lifetime.
- 500,000aire! (25 points): Earn $500,000 lifetime.
- Back Taxes (40 points): Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
- Button Banger (15 points): Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
- Taking It from Behind (25 points): Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
- DisOrDash (30 points): Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
- Jack Attack Dog (50 points): Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
- Beast Master (40 points): Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content).
- Film in Your Brain (40 points): Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content).
- Vidiot Savant (50 points): Get every question right in an episode.
- Birth Certificate (5 points): Create a contestant.
- It’s Just More of This (5 points): Finish an episode.
- One Teat Short of an Udder (40 points): Achieve the second-highest rating.
- Mouth-Breather (30 points): Achieve the third-highest rating.
- Unicorn (50 points): Achieve the highest gamer rating.
- Phatty (40 points): Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content).
- Living in the Past (40 points): Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content).
- Turncoat (10 points): Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
- Quick-Draw McDumbass (5 points): Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
- Social Outcast (15 points): Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
- Lose to a Loser (15 points): Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
- Always a Bridesmaid (10 points): Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games.
- Discover Gauntlet of Fire (10 points): Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
- Great Crowd (20 points): Laugh at an easy joke.
- Overconsumer (20 points): Listen to all the commercials during the credits.
- Consolation Achievement (20 points): Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement.
- Genius for a Day (30 points): Score at least $30,000 over your average.
- Virtual Virgin (20 points): Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
- Enscrewsiast (15 points): Screw 50 times.
- My First Time (10 points): Screw someone for the first time.
- Smelt the Roses (15 points): Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
- Menage-a-Quatre (20 points): Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE.
- Slack Attack (37 points): Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
- Beat a Winner (40 points): Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match.
- Perfect Attendance (73 points): Play episodes 1-73.
- The Game’s Half Full (5 points): Play episodes 1-36.
- The Game’s Half Empty (5 points): Play episodes 1-37.
The following achievements require the “Jack Pack 1” bonus downloadable content:
- JACK Wrack (20 points): Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
- Map Dancer (25 points): Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Lit Twit (25 points): Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Boob Tuber (25 points): Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
- Incurable Hoarder (30 points): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
The following achievements require the “Jack Pack 2” bonus downloadable content:
- JACK Smack (20 points): Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2.
- Super Know-va (25 points): Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
- B Sharp (25 points): Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
- Math Head (25 points): Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
- Nest Egghead (30 points): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2.
The following achievements require the “Jack Pack 3” bonus downloadable content:
- JACK Crack (20 points): Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3.
- Wizard of Balls (25 points): Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
- Past Perfect (25 points): Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
- Sci Fly (25 points): Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
- Steaming Stockpile (30 points): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3.
The following achievements require the “Jack Pack 4” bonus downloadable content:
- JACK Sack (20 points): Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4.
- Cock of the Wok (25 points): Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
- Hot Butter (25 points): Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
- Animal Husband (25 points): Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
- Overprize Load (30 points): Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4.
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