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Move over TV dinners; make room for video game meals! When a marathon gaming session is underway, who wants to spend time preparing a gourmet meal? With new Pac-It’s, you don’t have to. Just slip some Pac-It’s into the console’s disk tray and in a few moments you’ll have hot, sumptuous, nourishing meal fit for a king – or a gaming wizard. You can literally have three square meals with Pac-It’s. Each packet of Pac-It’s is square shaped to fit into the console disk tray. They are made using a combination of Space Age technology, the finest ingredients, and love. Choose from an assortment of great-tasting entrees such as chicken Cordon Bleu, lobster bisque, BBQ brisket, mac and cheese, pizza, and veal parmesan. There are also a variety of soups, desserts, and hot beverages such as green tea and cappuccino. “We found a need for fast and healthy meals for gamers-on-the-go,” says inventor and master chef, Burl Woodnob. “The kids are going to love them and the moms as well. They are inexpensive, fast, healthy, and innovative. Just see if you can get those qualities at McDonald’s or Wendy’s,” Woodnob adds smugly. “We’ve had chefs, scientists, NASA engineers, and a guy named Filbert working on this project for more than three years,” Woodnob explains, “These are highly intelligent people. Do you have any idea what the average IQ is of a McDonald’s employee,” he asks? Each Pac-It’s is wrapped in Space Age foil; the same material used to package astronauts’ meals. This is to keep the ingredients hot for a long time and to ensure the package doesn’t rip and spill the contents into the interior of the console. All of the meals are processed to a powdery pulp which can be sucked through a straw. This will allow gamers to continue playing and eat their dinner virtually hands free. “This stuff tastes like the real thing because it’s the real thing,” Woodnob claims, adding, “The Beta tasters can’t enough of this stuff. Some people are even considering having Pac-It’s catered at their wedding. But there’s only one way to heat and eat these treats and that’s with a gaming console. Put one of these babies in the microwave and you’re going to have to call the bomb squad,” laughs Woodnob, “Pac-It’s are exclusively for gamers.” *This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition. |