Another year another Mario Party. Too bad Super Mario or Zelda can’t show up with this kind of frequency, but you’d have to settle for a slightly improved version of the previous installment, just like sports titles. Mario Party 6 is simply more of the same except with one small difference: MP6 comes with a microphone which gamers can use in the Mic-Mode, which is, come on, pretty hit and miss. Mostly miss. The story if you want to get into semantics, involves the sun and the moon feuding over who is more important, so the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom set out to harness the power of the stars to settle the argument once and for all. Works for me. These stories aren’t even close to making sense anymore, so ignore them. Just play the game and forget about why. The only real reason you are playing Mario Party 6 is because Nintendo released it and you feel a need to buy it or your kid will be “missing out” on life. The biggest change to the gameplay comes in the way of being able to alter the game in many different forms before you start playing. Players can select the types of mini-games that you’ll encounter, turn off bonus stars, decide how players will team up and of course set the length of the game between 10 – 50 rounds. 50 rounds of Mario Party is the world’s cheapest alternative for a frontal lobotomy. Trust me, after going through a couple of these painfully long rounds with my kids, who were so super impressed to be playing Mario Party 6 before it was “released” that I now need to wear a drool cup because it’s involuntary. Once you head out onto the open “board” you’ll be pleasantly surprised that the game boards seem to be teeming with activity and the gameplay seems a tad faster as promised. Locales and inhabitants are all based on various Mushroom Kingdom adventures that will be familiar to any Nintendophile aged 5 and up. Playable characters include Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach, Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, Toad, Boo, Koopa Kid and the all new Toadette. Will we ever see a Prince Peach? Hmmm….or Bowserette? Maybe next time. Mercifully players can jump right into Mini-Game mode right off the hop if that’s what your little heart desires. With over 70 new mini-games in MP6, there will be a lot of playtime doled out over the next few months. A microphone included with the game at no extra cost, plugs into the Memory Card slot and is used in Mic Mode, which involves speaking into the mic and issuing simple commands like “Run” to the onscreen player. This is one of those peripherals that instantly looks like pure “cheese” to the parent but the kids can’t get enough of, even when it doesn’t recognize what they say until it’s too late causing them to lose. Considering all kids want to do is boss people around, it’s no surprise that they’ll dig this. If someone invented a game where kids could boss parents around with a microphone (“Clean your room! Walk the dog!”), it would sell a million. The problem with trying to “review” a game made entirely for children of a certain age who will love this product no matter what, is that whatever I say is completely beside the point. Who cares about my opinion? Mario Party 6 isn’t for me and it’s not for you….it’s for the children. Are they deriving any sense of pleasure or entertainment from it? Of course. Are they downstairs having a good time playing it and not annoying you constantly? Yes. So it’s win win. Does an 8 year old care whether the moron on CCC or IGN or Gamespot or Gamepro says that Mario Party 6 is like all of the other ones and that this one is only slightly different because of the new minigames and microphone? No. And anyway, to them those ARE the reasons they want it. That and it has a pretty new picture of Mario on the box. Why are you reading this review in the first place? Do you really need to do some extensive research on Mario Party 6? (Insert fatherly voice) “Now, Billy and Sally, you know that we don’t make a purchase decision in this household without checking what the professionals have to say about it….hmmm…it says here that there it’s a lot like the last game….that’s not very good…BUT it does have more minigames….and more minigames means more fun, right kids?…..the gaming professional on CCC says that the graphics or “visuals” are on par with last years effort….that doesn’t sound good….BUT it does say that there is a new picture of Mario on the box…and I know how you kids love Mario! Alright, we’ll get it!” What else do you need to know? Anything between reading this review and buying Mario Party 6 for your kid is just useless busy work. Kids are smart. They don’t care about reviews, they just want to play the damn thing. That’s why it got all 5’s…because it just doesn’t matter. |