I can’t make this stuff up. Playtonic Games has announced a new character in their spiritual Banjo Kazooie successor Yooka-Laylee. The character is called Trowzer. He is a snake. A Trowzer Snake. He also wears trousers.
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They know what they’re doing here, right?
“Trowzer is a business-snake whose career never took off,” Playtonic’s creative lead, Gavin Price, explained on the official website.
“Not that he knows it – the smug, serpent salesman thinks he’s the bee’s knees (not that he has knees), and for a little dosh he’ll teach you some of the slick moves he picked up on the high-stakes sales floor.”
You know, I don’t really know what else to say about this one, guys. Insert your own jokes here I suppose. We will bring you more information about Yooka-Laylee as Playtonic Games announces more characters named after genitalia.
Source: Playtonic Games.