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With Cash For Trash installed on your PC or next-gen console, you will immediately find a buyer for items lying around your house collecting dust. Just show the unwanted item, or items, on the webcam and a purchaser will arrive at your house the very next day to pick up your worthless junk. In less than four to six weeks, you will be sent a check for your disgusting crap. It’s so easy to turn your trash into cash with Cash For Trash. SharkPirate is the company that created and operates Cash For Trash. They were inspired by TV shows such as Antique Roadshow and commercials begging viewers to send gold and jewelry through the mail. SharkPirate claims that most of these collectors are only after the most valuable of items, thereby alienating most viewers. SharkPirate will literally take anything and everything, making it accessible to everyone. The company has representatives and transport trucks in every major center in North America. They are just dying to see what you’ve got in your home. So install the software and start showing off. “Let’s face it, most of the stuff in your home is crap,” says company spokesperson Len deBoho. “If it’s not crap, then it’s boring. You have lamps, tables, dressers and all those stupid tools in the garage that dad never uses. Not to mention all those ugly trinkets in mom’s jewelry box that make her look like a dime-store hooker. You have no idea how many games you’ll be able to buy once we take these things off your hands. Just make sure to let us know when mom and dad are out of the house. You won’t believe the looks on their faces when they see that you’ve turned their trash into cash,” deBoho exclaims. “Just to give you an example,” deBoho continues, “A boy from Ohio used our software to show us the contents of his house – everything! We arrived when his parents were at the theater and removed all of the awful clutter. With the money he received he was able to purchase a used Nintendo 64 with more than ten games. That’s going to make his stay in juvenile detention a breeze.” deBoho claims that many items in the home are actually unsafe, unsanitary, and in some instances downright deadly. “People are always tripping over furniture, pets are always exploding in microwave ovens, and low-grade minerals such as gold and diamonds are actually radioactive and have been proven to cause cancer,” deBoho warns. “You don’t want your parents to die of cancer? Who will look after you?” The company says that people can expect payouts as high as two-digits, even three digits in some cases. deBoho says not to mind the crew that will visit your house. He claims that while they may seem gruff and inconsiderate, they are not murderers, as far as their résumés are concerned. He adds it would be best not to make any loud, sudden, or irritating noises. *This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition. |