April Virus Set for Fool's Day Launch; CCC to Combat Code*

April Virus Set for Fool's Day Launch; CCC to Combat Code*


The April Virus is no joke. Apparently scheduled to destroy millions of computers on the first of April 2009, this latest computer virus poses a serious threat to millions of computers around the world. The biggest problem facing PC owners is that there is no way of detecting this virus, or eliminating it. It attaches itself to innocent files through various executables and will lay dormant until activated on the first day of April, or as it is more commonly known, April Fool’s Day. It’s purported that the virus enters computers through video games and related gaming sites where embedded codes are downloaded.

A solution is being developed by the scientists at Cheat Code Central and will be made available to the public before the virus activates. The virus will not only destroy hard drives on infected computers but will also send erroneous and sensitive information from compromised computers. This could mean that terrorists in the Middle East will receive classified U.S. military documents.

“This is one of the gravest moments we will face in the history of the Space Age,” says professor Reginald D’oboh, “Unlike the mythical Y2K bug, this one is real and it’s going to disrupt not only personal computers and files but the entire economy of the world.”

D’oboh goes on to explain that every online computer is at risk, from a tiny office apartment in Boston to a temple in Tibet. He has been able to identify and isolate the virus from several test computers in recent weeks and claims that there is so much information enbedded in these files that he believes there is only one solution to the problem.

“I have commissioned the help of Cheat Code Central and its code scientists to break this bug and provide the world with an antidote – a cheat code that will literally save the world,” D-oboh exclaims. “There are no better people on the planet qualified to crack such a code as the guys from Cheat CC. The entire world will owe a huge debt to these brave people,” he laments. “And it’s my understanding that this code will be available absolutely free of charge.”

The April Virus is scheduled for destruction at precisely high noon Central Standard Time. The code will be made available online at Cheat Code Central a few hours before detonation. The scientists are confident they will have the solution in a few days but will not publish it until that day as it will give the creators sufficient time to counter it. Acquiring and activating the code will be a simple cut-and-paste procedure that will not take more than fifteen seconds.

For your own peace of mind, and the fate of the world, be certain to visit the Cheat Code Central website the morning of April 1 st .

*This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled “Are you dumb enough to believe this?” Please check back each Friday for the newest edition.

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