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The Pranksta’*

The Pranksta’*

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The Pranksta’ allows you to play games on people.

For use with the DS or PSP, The Pranksta’ is a comic book novelty page come to life. With The Pranksta’, you will be able to fool people with dozens of zany gags from X-Ray Specs to throwing your voice like a professional ventriloquist. Get The Pranksta’ and let the games begin.

Take a photo of your subject (preferably a member of the opposite sex) with your handheld DS or PSP. After you’ve snapped the image, tell her or him you have the X-Ray Spec app, and you’ll be able to see under their clothes. With a little manipulation you can put their head on a similar body type clad only in underwear. Show them the altered image and inform them with a bit more power you can go right to the bare skin. It’s a hilarious gag that will even have grandma laughing.

You can also turn your handheld into a Joybuzzer. Give your DS or PSP to the victim, informing them of a great new game they should try. Make sure they put the headphones on. After a few seconds the game will give them a nasty shock through the face buttons. The headphones ensure the unit won’t drop to the ground when they fling it into the air.

The Pranksta’ also comes with a few special adapters to turn your handheld into a lighter, a water pistol, and fake cell phone. Imagine the look on you uncle’s face when you light his cigar with your PSP or DS. Or get him to make a call on your phony cell phone where he’ll get the wrong number only to be directed to the prerecorded dialogue of a sexy woman inviting him over, or an angry Saskatchewan farmer speaking broken English. Then get your buddies to crowd around your handheld where they’ll get a squirt in the eye as water ejects from the headphone jack. It’s especially fun if you refill the reservoir with vinegar or Tabasco sauce.

Placing a tiny wireless mic into your mouth, the handheld will receive and broadcast your utterances within a 100-yard radius. Place your handheld under the couch or in a closet, trunk of a car, suitcase, or coffin, and watch the fun begin as you begin to cry for help or make strange noises. People will be baffled by the voices coming from unexpected places. With the mic concealed in your mouth, you’ll be able to communicate with the victims of your prank in real time. A few ventriloquist lessons are included to keep you from moving your lips. Great fun for the whole hood.

Former Cheat Code Central CEO Arty Hackery relates his experience when testing The Pranksta’. “I wanted to fool my wife with the Throw Your Voice app. So I put the DS in the toilet. I was going to let a scream out that would send her into the next county. Unfortunately I forget what water does to an electronic device. Not to mention it took me three days to clean it off.”

Hackery continues, “But the Joybuzzer works great. I’ve just got to remember not to accidentally turn that app on when I’m playing the DS in church. It also has a stink bomb app that makes the DS smell like a hot, steamy sewer. It’s so gross, and realistic. It must be one of those free, secret apps because it’s not mentioned in the manual. I can’t seem to turn it off either.”

By Cole Smith

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